[pinksand wif pink balloons covering my bed]

tt's my current wish now.
n i'm gg 2 do tt rite after promos!!
i'm trying 2 shop online fer PINK BAGS!!
n dere's so many nice pink bags available on ebag.com
ahhhh!!! actually i thot it's q reasonably priced
but dunno if it's US dollars or SING dollars
if it's SING dollars i think i'll buy :D
ahhhhh!!! i wanttt dem!!

anw, y'day smth terrible happened.
diz guy suddenly had a fit when math lect started
it was realie scary
n i meant the howling..
he was howling when the lecuturer was gg 2 start.
n we thot it was juz someone shouting
but after tt everyone in the lt froze turned 2 c where the sound is coming from
coz the howling was realie terrible.
it seems lyk he's in terribly pain n it's excruciating.
>_________<
n according 2 i fergot who..
he was foaming!!
so poor thing larh.
stress until liddat.
so typical NJcian..

fer both mon n tues,
me n sokiee got caught by Sharon Phua fer eating in oasis larh
so suay lorh..
she was lyk: dun let me catch you again
luckily man.. she was rushing home.
the last thing u want is to tok 2 a 4eva-pms-ing old hag b4 mugging
ahhh. gp test 2dae wasn't tt bad.
but i hope i can at least pass.
i dun wanna b in the GP-clinic
GP-clinic--> GP remedial classes wif SP!!!!
i'd rather die manz den 2 face tt old divorce bitch.

went 2 'study' at tze's hse juz now.
super UNPRODUCTIVE!!
hahaha. o'coz. i din do anything at all.
was feeling so tired tt i dun feel lyk doing anything at all.
so i juz took photos all day long n stone.
ahh. wat a waste of time.
math n bio paper's on mon!
sure die larh...
but i dun wanna die early..
MUMMY... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!



that's one PINK backpack tt i wun mind buying.
onli $25 larh! but i think it's US$25.
doesn't matter too.



i lyk diz tote bag!
esp the PINK one. hahaha.
it's reversible! so it's quite versatile.
only $14.99!! damn cheap larh.



another pink bag!
but diz one's a DAKINE. which mean gd quality!
$14.99 too! ahhhhh...



dis one's a boarding bag.
but i think it's fairly versatile too!
$69.99 but it's quite reasonable too rite?
dere's a warranty of 10yrs lorh.



since i need a new luggage bag,
diz one suits me soo much larh!
PINK n WHITE! oooh!! e perfect bimbo colour.
bt i luv it anyway. $139.99
it's the same brand as the boarding bag- Diane Von Furstenberg
ahh.. i luv e colour combi!!! help!



expectedly y diz bag caught my eyes is coz of the colour pinK!
$17.99 but it isn't tt special..



dis's a beach tote bag.
quite unique larh. n it features my fav belle!
tt's y i lyk it. :D $29.99

haiz... where do i get the money den??

[$1118 vacuum cleaner]

my parents actually bot one larh!!!
omg.. i cant believe it. wat a waste of money larh!
all my bro's fault. n he kept insisting it's not his.
cuz the salesman wif his girl were standing at the doorstep.
my bro din wanna ans the door, but still did in e end
i dunno wat the heck the person did 2 actually fool my bro into openning the door fer him larh!
he's damn dumb!!!!
hw can u open ur door 2 a stranger?
waliews. i can't believe it.
den the couple sorta refused 2 leave larh.
keep trying 2 sell off their vacuum cleaner
wat can u do if the person is oredi IN UR HSE?
urrgghhhh. my bro is dammmmn stoooopid!!!
dey tried so hard persuading my parents.
n my parents were damn unwilling.
dey had 2 mobilize their person-in-charge 2 come
n den their boss 2 come!
wat the heck larh...
it's lyk pressuring my parents 2 buy.
i feel so gek fer my parents lar.
cuz my bro opened the door dey had 2 fork out the $1118
it's so not worth it!!!!
fer tt beeeg black machine tt SUCKS!!!
urggggggh.
anw, he's throwing a temper now after i showed him wat i typed here.
HA. wateva. i dun care.
he can b angry 2 us fer blaming him.
but it's still his fault!!
imagine wat i can do wif the $1118..

haiz.. bad day fer hua too.
she lost her mp3 player n all her neoprints!!
so sad larh!! i realie admire her fer still being able 2 luff at our jokes..
we suspect tt someone stole it.
hafta be de.
n my eye candy cut his hair. lk so ugly now.
no more eyecandy

n i mugged wif sokiee after sch 2dae!
quite productive fer me larh.
at least i did more stuffs den her surprisingly!
we're mugging tgt again tmr!
yay..
i can't wait fer promos 2 b over.

den me n sokiee can paint the student lounge ceiling pink
do open house ushering
post-promos party!!!
n o'coz the halloween party!!
ooo. i cant wait. :D

[hahahaha]

booooo. i din keep 2 my promise!
i'm blogging agaiiin!!
cant resist the temp larh.
it's lyk a diary now.
ppl choose 2 write dem down in bks but i lyk typing betta
coz my handwriting sux so much u cant realie figure out wat i wrote.

cheryl mentioned in her blog wat u'll do the day b4 u'll die.
hmm...
i wud wanna spend the whole morning sleeping till i'm fully energetic
den spend the rest of the day till evening in an amusement park where dere's no long queues ard. but my family n frens hafta b wif me too larh! if not where's the fun...
den at night,
i wanna watch all my fav shows all over again till i die sleeping~
hahahhha
great ah?

yesterday was such a greaat day larh
we had the mid-autumn fest celeb
but b4 tt, my whole clique prac stayed back juz 2 SING
yes! singing is such a great form of entertainment fer us
coz we juz sat @ the canteen table n sang
frm 430-600....
can see tt the whole canteen was terrorise by us
coz everybody who walked past our table will b shaking their heads n walking away quickly
cant blame dem.
who can realie stand a grp of ard 8 girls
surrounding the table singing at the top of their voices
songs like:
-tarzan & jane
-only love
-this love
-solitaire
-let's get it started
-britney spears's songs
-christina's songs
-so many more others

yes!! we juz couldn't stop singing.
everytime someone's gg 2 leave
she'll say: one last song please!
ahhh.. u c how singing can get so addictive?
n nissa can rap so well!
she's my herooo!!! hahaha
reminds me of another version of vann!!!
realie man.. dey're quite alike!

anw, the zhong qiu jie celeb was quite nice!
not alot of ppl came
but e performances n such were quite nice larh
the mc were gd!
n the programme was quite fun
we had those song competition
where dey'd play some chinese song halfway n we're supposed 2 guess wat it is
me n vee r lyk damn pro larh!
we knew every single song tt dey played
hahaha. but we onli answered once each
so shy larh. cuz u gotta sing the song out.
vee ansd the 'danxiaogui' song
while i sang tt 'lingquedian' song
waaaaah. i feel lyk dying singing into the mic infront of so many ppl larh
so we got one pig each
but vee got two cuz kenny gave her his
he's soo nice larh. not 2 mention farnie.

dey had the pomelo peeling n 'guazi' eating comp
vee tried 2 drag me down into the comp
but i refused XP
hua n kenny took part tgt while pradeep n danielle formed another team
kenny was soo strong he split the pomelo into two rite frm the start!
lolx.. we thot dey wud win fer sure
BUT! ahhh.. dey turned out last! hahhaaa

dey had the 'cai deng mi' thing too
but our chi's rather bad larh.
n dey had a section fer non-chi too!
dey asked when's zhong qiu jie
n pradeep went lyk: nobody can ans rite? i'm the only non-chinese ard larh!
lolx.. tt's quite true. he's e onli indian ard since the mldds ppl weren't ard

the guzheng played
three indian girls including preeya sang 'yue liang dai biao wo de xin' in chi!
den nissa acted in e mooncake's origin skit wif KHAIRUL
cldds had the chang e drama tt seemed more lyk the ghost haunting us

quite fun larh. we were laughing n singing all the way
cuz we were sitting wif the sc ppl
a super enthu bunch. so wif us, we rock!
pradeep, kenny n danielle were damn farnie n dirty
taught us some dirty scout songs which i can't realie rem liaoz
but it was damn hilarious..
n we had free mooncake buffet!! wif tea..
waaa. damn nice larh.
was eating non-stop till we were fooling ard wif pradeep n co again.
pradeep carried diz lantern over
n we were in the mood of 'lighting pradeep's fire'
damn dirty larh. dey went ard toking abt the lantern's stick
it's long, hard, strong, multi-purpose...
hahahahahaaa

n pradeep finally realised tt i was the one who gave the suggestion of painting the student lounge ceiling pink! including sokieee o'coz.
but he was so amazed tt i gave tt idea.
hahaha. coz he's the head of feedback unit in sc
n he said tt dey're realie gonna paint it pink larh!
yay sokieee!!!! let's rejoice!
but i dun think we can do it as cip
ahhh. think the sc is gonna paint it themselves :(

zhongxing was taking pic ard all the time
poor bloke
he had cramps after the whole thing
but he forced me into a pic wif kenny
bahx. reason is coz i hafta take a pic wif a handsome guy!!
-_______-

went kap fer dinner after tt.
me, hua, vee, payong, huiting, zhong xing
cont our singing session again!
vee was still quite amused tt i can rem the sailor song of toybox
n can sing the backgrd music fer most songs but juz not the main melody itself
hahhaa. sorry.. i pay more attention 2 the backgrd music!

the sc ppl came 2 join us again afterwards
bahx.. we terrorised the macs so much tt diz auntie came over 2 tell us 2 quieten down
vee n huiting even started fighting each other wif the lantern sticks..
ahhhhh.
but in the end the sticks ended up flying onto the sc table
hahaha.. saw the sc ppl shaking their heads..
crazy nite..
hua's dad sent me n vee 2 bishan mrt
n we walked back 2 amk station larh!
my legs were breaking
my shoulders aching
but we still cont singing
we sang all the way
yes.. all the way.
n somewhere in the middle of the journey,
i was saying: 'hahah. my singing is so nice lorh!'
den! diz bunch of cyclists cycling past us said:
'i think i sing nicer den her larh!'
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
hahhaaha. so maluating!!!!
but nvm. i noe i can singggg! haahah

ahhh. tmr's my granny's bdae!
yay! i can c my cute lil cousins again
but i haven mugged enuf
urghhhhhhhhh..

[guest blogger!]

shuhui rocks. sally rot.

ahhhh. wateva.
i'm in bytz now! so it's not a crime blogging rite?
vee was damn farnie 2dae.
she used tt piggy mooncake's plastic holder as her handphone pouch larh!
soooo ugly!

vee: rock-a-by baby in the zhu long
when the wind blows the baby will droooop!
*she drops her handphone literally*

piangs larh... luffing all the way.

[lint roller]

i shan't blog anymore
at least till e promos r over.
pre promo bluesss~
n i've gt lots 2 catch up.
urgh.
bye ppl.
dun miss me :D

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practise makes perfect doesn't it? my best results!
ah, forgot.
byeeee.

[absence makes the heart grow fonder]

i think tt's true! tt's y my class has been missing me soo much.
haas. i shldn't pon sch anymore. no more!!!
payong, nissa, wan, char, vee, serene haf all been trying 2 counsel me.
guess i shld realie buck up now.

anw, 2dae's a happy day!
firstly coz everybody missed me!
yay! even though me&hua's breakfast plan was spoilt by mdm low's super long speech
i still got my partial breakfast frm the floorball prizes
hershey kisses, jellloo, granolar bar, oreo!
yyay! i've got a fairly satisfied breakfast even though prata wld b a nicer option.

willa din come fer gp 2ddae!!
lyk HOOOORAAAAAAAAY!!!
but so did all the other gp teachers coz dey had a course gg on
so me, sokiee, yinyen, esther, siokping went 2 student lounge 2 slack
din bother abt the hw given 2 us at all
had so much fun wif sokiee!
hahha she's damn funny..
we screamed tgt when we were trying 2 switch on e hi-fi
n screamed again when we manged 2 switch it on
cont screaming while we were tuning.
screamed in e toilet coz i splashed water into her cubicle
she screamed lyk mad when i started tossing toilet rolls into her cubicle
screamed tgt when we switched off the lites ourselves
haaas. nice screaming session
n sokiee was actually in chinese dance last time too!
so qiao~ so she demo abit of chinese dance 2 me
so farnie larh! her 'flying-oveer-the-moon' leap was totally hilarious.
she had the 'i-juz-got-shocked-to-death' expression on her face while she did tt.
n she keeps insisting tt it's supposed 2 b lyk tt.
but who looks dead while dancing? :D
we tried so hard 2 slp in the student lounge
but sokiee juz wun let me
coz she wud pop some farnie question n tok abt her nt being able 2 balance on her chair. haaas.
n we suggested 2 the sc tt we're gonna volunteer 2 painting the student lounge ceiling pink :P
n we planned fer our future pink house.
her as cap, me vice-cap, shuhui liason officer!
soo cool! hahahaha. okie. i'm mad.

had a super fun time laming wif my payong n co again.
nissa was greatly amused when i volunteered 2 massage her sore throat.
hees. n i so luv my prince charming. hahahaha.
andy treated me 2 a drink!!
yeaaaa.. he promised 2 treat me.
i wanted 2 b nice in the 1st place n forget abt it
but he cursed tt i'll choke 2 death drinking
tt surely cannot 2 tolerated..

poor daisy... i accidentally kept her wallet 2dae
so she had 2 miss her bus n get it back frm me
n tt gave sokieee a chance 2 pound on us

i juz hafta live wif my days now.
first thing 2 do now: pass my promos.

[fermented milk drink]


YOU ARE AN Anglo-Chinese School (Independent) BOY!
You are a sweet-natured person, though constantly
seeking attention and affirmation from your
peers. You are not very hard working...


Which Singapore School are YOU FROM?
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ACSI? muz b kidding.
but how come dere's no st nix?
unfair. we haf a much betta reputation den DEM k..

ahhh. am so sick of my life now.
same old sch, pw, pe, cca wateva.
y did i choose a jc instead?
haiz.. shld haf gone wif my mum's advice:
interior design course in nyp
guess i'll feel betta dere.
at least i think i can catch up wif their pace.
rather desperate fer some changes now.
i wanna change!!!
lyk cca? yes i so wanna change one.
lyk fer once i wun b stuck playing tt damn pipa anymore.
i shld think tt 6yrs of hugging tt instru shld b quite enuf.
i wanna do... smth else.
lyk sports! urgh.. i so wanna go into sports.
smth tt requires tt kinda 'push' factor.

i still lyk co though. LIKE.
it's not lyk LOVE. i've got no passion in dem.
2 me, now co is juz smth fer my pearls pt.
no meanings 2 it.
enjoyed the company in my sections.
daisy, nat, eunice, yvonne, gwen, jas, kath
haiz... but...
co is juz soo damn boring fer me now.
arrrgh... i want a change...

[sept 11]

hmm.. hasn't it been 3yrs oredi?
still can rem it so clearly..
waah.. time realie do past.


Your: Happy eyes! Your cheerfull, bright and always
want to try something new. Your inquisitive and
quite lovable. You have many friends and will
succseed in life.


What type of eyes do you have?
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[abt y'day..]

hmm. nuthing interesting 2dae.
so i shall blog abt y'day 0904's bdae!

reached paya lebar mrt at 4.01pm 2 realised tt dere's onli me n inlora who r punctual.. we took e same train! but din realise tt. :) after abt 10mins daryl, shawn, matthew n zhiwei reached. den ophe, kk, ly n derek came abt another 10mins later. bahx.. i'm neva early de lorh. sigh.. first time... had some fun trying 2 fool ppl into believing tt 'someone' is approaching. everybody were dressed somehow more likely fer beach larh! xcept fer me.. :( lyk wat shawn said, i look lyk i'm gg 2 town n daryl looks lyk he's gg 2 some market. wat the heck m i doing wif jeans on the beach?!?! aaah... i dunno wat i was thinking.. bt nvm, kk n matthew wore long pants too! haas. coz ly told matt we were gg fer some buffet. -___- which is so not true! where did tt buffet thing come frm? n ly's a total fashion disaster. lyk TOTALLY! he was wearing our 09 shirt n diz lite blue n white hawaiian pants? wif those ah peh slippers tt's got those massaging bumps on. yux~

spent q some time thinking if anybody's joining us till we decided tt no one else is coming yet. tt cowardly idiotic wimppy the derek decided 2 go home 2 MUG [!!!] after travelling all e way here coz he realised tt cindy's not coming. wth. i can always imagine myself bashing him up wheneva he opens his mouth 2 say, "cindy not here, i'm v sad." i'm so glad cindy doesnt even lyk u diz teeny lil bit. ya.. enuf. so we boarded 135 w/o tt coward. he actually brot his TYS along 2 ECP larh! -___-||| but ly brought his erhu n kk brought his flute larh. *faints*

had some fond memory in ecp! we past the rollers corner where my 'nine-pa'(issit?) grp used 2 ask diz lady if she's wearing a sports bra fer our scavenger hunt. waaahaha.. so funny larh. anw, we headed fer the beach rite after tt. tried 2 play our 'ultimate frisbee' but the wind was juz so god damn strong. arrrh.. we neva got 2 realie pass more den one person.. :D den played beach volleyball using daryl's soccer ball? felt lyk my arms r gonna break wheneva i tried 2 hit it. damn painful larh! n we were damn pathetic coz everybody's arms were hurting lyk hell n weren't willing 2 hit n ball. hahaas. were siaming moz of the time. after some terrible attempts 2 get at least NINE hits. we finally made it! yoohoo! my arms were as pink as my hot pink top larh! damned tired, but we still played 'ultimate ball', aka captains ball wif no captains. haas. no idea who won but who cares?!

kk n ly went 2 fetch rujia n huishi.. haas. so sweet larh. n it's so obvious dere's smth gg on wif kk n rj.. fer wat can make kk wait fer rj at the busstop fer more den 15mins alone? aaahhh.. fooled ard on e beach fer a long long time. played the jap occupation thing, digged a toilet bowl, made a sandy 09, took the cool beach shots, ly busking on the beach, screamed to the sea, hid daryl's ball in the toilet bowl, had a mini trampoline, i farmed on the beach fer quite some time, n blowed bubbleesss!!!! yay! i luv blowing bubbles.. n speaking of it, where did my pink bubble solution went ah?

ordered 4 canadian pizza! yaay. tt's our dinner. terrorise the area wif our singing n touched so many doggsss!! omg, the lil chihuahua is sooo damn cute larh! i think its onli 15cm tall. ^-^ n dere's the siberian husky!! omg, it's damn handsome!!! bahx, i'm mad. we walked along ecp.. n started toking abt ghosts... *shivers* all started coz of matthew larh! hmm.. den he started spooking everyone out wif his hongkong stories... scary manz.. cheered alot on the way! got moz of dem recorded down. so happie!! on our way back home, the obvious happened again. ly, hs, kk n rujia took the same cab away even though their destination is lyk so out? hs-aljunied, ly&kk-wdlands, rj-changi airpt. strange thing is dey left zhiwei out even though he lives in wdlands too. smell smth? soo too bad larh, zhiwei had 2 follow the amk crowd lyk me, lora n matt while ophe, shawn n daryl belonged 2 e hougang crowd. matt provided another spooky cab ride back. ahhh..

even though onli 11 ppl came 2dae, it's still nt bad leh. i wish 4c can haf the same turnout considering we had more ppl in our class laz time? but no.. realised tt i'm actually more enthu abt 09 den 4c itself.. blame it on 09, coz it juz simply ROX!!!!

[onine foreva!!!]

okie. 2day's onine's 2nd bbae:
09/09/04
haaas. we went ECP 2 play n haf dinner!
sooo fun! haaas. but tiring.
i'm so shagged now. arhhh...
shall blog abt it tmr!
09 rox my world :D

[love is...]

Love is patience and courage.
It is never jealous.
Love is never boastful nor conceited.
It is never rude and selfish.
It does not take a fence, and is not resentful

waaaaah. took tt frm 'a walk 2 rem'
nice show!! i cried again. haaas.
no big deal..

well, meeting 09 tmr fer dinner!
or rather today!
yay! coz it's 090904!!!
09's second bbae!!!
haas. i guess no class is eva as strong as ours!
the bond still remains dere.
was quite shocked 2 hear tt saikuan visited dem!
lyk wow!! saikuan leh.. :D
shows tt our frenships r so damn unique.
hope dere'll b a gd turnout tmr!
dere betta b!!! hees
i can't wait anymore!
too bad the sentosa plan din work
coz onli 5 of us can make it.
wanted 2 leave fer sentosa at 09:09...
but nvm! we still managed 2 arrange another one!:D
luv u 09!!!!

[love is...]

Love is patience and courage.
It is never jealous.
Love is never boastful nor conceited.
It is never rude and selfish.
It does not take a fence, and is not resentful

waaaaah. took tt frm 'a walk 2 rem'
nice show!! i cried again. haaas.
no big deal..
well, meeting 09 tmr fer dinner!
or rather today!
yay! coz it's 090904!!!
09's second bbae!!!
haas. i guess no class is eva as strong as ours!
the bond still remains dere.
was quite shocked 2 hear tt saikuan visited dem!
lyk wow!! saikuan leh.. :D
shows tt our frenships r so damn unique.
hope dere'll b a gd turnout tmr!
dere betta b!!! hees
i can't wait anymore!
too bad the sentosa plan din work
coz onli 5 of us can make it.
wanted 2 leave fer sentosa at 09:09...
but nvm! we still managed 2 arrange another one!:D
luv u 09!!!!

[i luv bollywood]

bahhh. juz came back frm my granny's hse.
my cousins r sooo cute! :D
watched diz bollywood show in the afternoon while ironing.
whoa.. i lyk tt show man! it's called 'tehveeb'
even though i dunno wat dey're toking abt
i finished e whole movie by e subtitles!
n it made me cry lyk hell coz e mum died
bahx. almoz wet my bro's shirt tt i'm ironing.
sigh.. i'm a emotional woman. nt gd leh...

[u haf 5 decaying teeth]

yessss!!!!!! tt's wat the dentist said 2 me.
:(:(:(:(:( so saddddd.. *sobs*
went 2 visit e dentist coz my gum keeps bleeding all of a sudden n my teeth at the back hurt
received tt damn news. bahxxx.
n he told me i haf a wisdom tooth growing out on my left too
act the right side oso haf, but it's still in the gum
tt's y i'm having all those pain.. :(
spent 95 bucks it..
juz 2 experience 2 xrays n losing so many ounces of blood.
n i still gotta visit him again 2 fill my teeth
n 2 haf my wisdom tooth removed. :(
somebody saveeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee!!!

sorry brendan! cannot visit ur church.
but aiya.. i gotta go out wif my joanne mah! :D
yupz! went shopping wif joteo again!
muahahahah.
bahx. she bot so many stuffs larh!
rich gurl... how much u spent 2dae arh?
200 bucks? hahah. i think shld b close ah?
i luv ur heeels!!!!
nex time muz wear it out k??
but definitely nt 2 go shopping larh.
i think ur leg will break wif those 3 or 4 inches heels.
bleahxxx.

it's the start of the hols!
which means... MUGGING!
i haft study! i HAVE TOO!!!
no matter wat.
i hafta pass my promos k..
i'll bet my hair wif it. :D

[bangkok]

had a realie interesting geog lect again
easy guess--- barber's lect.
yupz! he was so farnie! but damn mean larh.
he was telling us a story abt his previous rmmate in penang
a bio tcher called jane teaching in the same sch as him
so on fri morn, she msged one of e teachers 2 say tt she's sick, n so went back home.
barber din realie thot much abt it n went 2 play hockey straight after sch.
on sat, he woke early in the morning n went off 2 play hockey again
at nite, he went partying. so returned home rather late n din bother abt poor jane
sun, he went partying again.
so he's out of the house the whole day.
din c poor jane n din bother abt her at all.
so mon morn when he went sch,
e teachers were all asking abt jane,
wat happened 2 her n all
all barber could ans is: i dunno! i din c her at all.
e teachers were all so astounded tt as flatmates he din even bother asking abt her larh!
haas. den barber added tt he was neva tt popular in sch.
understandable. imagine having a flatmate lyk him nex time.
so.. after sch he rushed back wif a guilty conscience
n found poooor jane lying on the bed immobilized
coz she's all bloated up, lobster red, puffy eyes.
---the worst case of dengue fever--
finally he called fer the ambulance 2 send her 2 e hospital
n thruout all these he was saying it wif a laugh larh
we asked him if she was dying, n he said:
'hmm. we dun realie communicate now u c..'
n he added tt thruout the whole weekend he heard murmurs 4rm the rm calling out fer 'mark~ mark~'
but he din care. evil... wat if smth happened 2 her?
nvm abt tt, dere comes e farnie part
dey employed a maid 2 lk after poor jane
n the 1st thing tt jane thot was e bez thing 2 do 2 jane was 2 give her a massage!!!!
lyk massage!
hahahaha. barber was choking wif laughter while toking abt it..
coz poor jane was apparently groaning 'help mee~' while the maid sat on her n massaged those bloated limps of hers
n wat did barber do? laugh...
okok, he's an interesting tcher,
but a lil mean ah? typical british.

[something extra]

took diz off [nee]eileen's blog
can c tt i'm rather bored. :D
supposed 2 bold all those tt are true.
here it goes:

01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love broccoli
04. I love sleeping
05. I have loads of books
06. I once slept in a toilet
07. I love playing video games
10. I watch 'One Tree Hill'
11. I like sharks
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colors on their backs
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair
14. I like George W. Bush
15. People are cool
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have an Envoy and a pool
18. I have a lot to learn
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really, really smart.
21.I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret
23. I hate rain
24. I drink health juice
25. Punk rock is awesome.
26. I hate Bill Gates
27. I love Vietnamese food
28. I would hate to be famous
29. I am a morning person
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have short hair
32. I have potential
33. I'm pure Afghan
34. My legs are two different sizes
35. I have a twin
36. I wear those long ass socks
37. I can roll my tongue
38. I like the way that I look
39. I'm obsessed with Italian food
40. I know how to French braid
41. I can be pessimistic or optimistic whenever I want
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I skateboard/snowboard
44. I think that skateboarders are HOT
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single
50. I can't swim
51. My favorite color is either blue, red, or white
52. I practically live in sweatshirts
53. I love to shop
54. I would classify myself as either punk or goth
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm a prep, shop at abercrombie, and ADMIT IT.
57. I'm obsessed with my xanga.
58. I don't hate anyone no one is worth it.
59. I know how to square dance
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mom
62. I have a cell phone
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I know how to play the tuba
66. I love coffee
67. I have had a girlfriend before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently like someone and they have no idea that I like them
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have kids when I get older
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before and I'd do it again
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Hilary Duff fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything except hugs.
77. I love broadway plays, and have been to at least 3
78. I have no idea who the 38th president [us] was.
79. I plan on seeing Mary Kate and Ashley's new movie
80. I am completely shy around the opposite sex
81. I'm online 24/7
82. I have at least 25 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party
84. I loved Rush Hour
85. I've read all of the Harry Potter books
86. If I were a dwarf, I would be dopey
87. I don't mind country music
89. I think that Juicy Fruit is the best type of gum
90. I watch soap operas whenever I can
91. I'm obsessive and paranoid and extremely jumpy
92. I would love to be demi moore because ashton kutcher's a major hottie
93. I love the Beatles.. they're classic
94. I know all the words to 'Barbie Girl'
95. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I want this damned thing to be over!
99. I'm happy
100. I noticed that number 96 was missing.

[where are you from?]

bahx. nothing special happened 2dae
so i shall tok abt yesterday!

met up vee, jianyue, paul n hua in the morn fer our chem project
wah.. had 2 wake up at 930 2 reach wdlands lib at 11 lorh.
so early~ sleepy siaz..
met bimbo 2 n youxin dere.
n we sat tgt! hmm... the session wasn't v progressive at all.
we wasted so much time stoning..

had 2 rush off 2 meet pricks so left earlier wif paul
haas. he's much betta y'dae
at least he offered 2 accompany me 2 take a bus b4 he meet his mum
but i'm not mean larh... let him go 1st.
den took a bus 2 sengkang 2 meet prick
n we left fer chinatown!
dere begins my shopping trip wif my girlfren!!! :D

she said i look cheena. :(
why why why!!!!!
so traumaticed by tt lorh...
we were shopping in chinatown.
u noe those temp stalls dere?
ya.. dere's diz realie cute shop tt sells stuffs made 4rm wires.
we bot bkmarks dere. 6 fer $10!
okie larh.. it's considered q cheap.
dey've gt the v nice guitar n piano thing!
but sadly.. the uncle at the stall asked us diz question:
"ni men cong na li lai de? taiwan mah?"
!!!!!!!!!!!! no way... i realie look tt cheenafied? sobs..

anw, i bot lotsa stuffs.
luv my lil twin star trip!
dere's the v cute shop tt sells all those PINK hello kitty related stuffs dere!
hahah. luckily it's prick wif me.
i cant imagine having van along instead.
i bot my lil twin star metal case dere
n prick bot me a pink lil twin star water bottle!
heees

den i bot a wallet n those starry things 2 hang on my bed lyk drapes.
yay! my wallet has 'i am gorgeous' written all over it.
juz lyk shuhui's hp case. haaaas.
n dere's the calc tt can b folded lyk the sushi thing
prick bot a tee 4rm one of those stalls.
e shirts dere r soo cool! v nice!
shall buy a shirt fer my bro dere too.
haas. i'm so nice larh!
n i bot a new tote bag! it's so nice larh
one of a kind according 2 the uncle.
n i drank the FRESH XIAO MAI CAO!!!
yupz. it's the one where u put the grass in n blend?
hahaha. nice wat... :P

den we went harbour front mall 2 shop fer a while.
had my dinner dere while prick was drawing her shoes.
dun draw anymore plz!!! dun make it worse..
wat else.. we proceeded on 2 PS 2 take neos!
yay!!! but i look tired in those neos.
haaas. nvm. i am tired!
woohoooo! i luv my girlfren PRICK!!!
bet my wife is so gonna get jealous.

man.. i'm such a lesbian.
as much as prick is a bi.
haaas. dere's neva ending no. of affairs of me wif other girls..
not 2 mention e v much elaborated affair wif yanlin laz time. haas.
no wonder i'm still alone till nw.
bahx. but who says we can't live without men!
i'm enjoying myself wif all my gurlfrens too!
GIRL POWER!!!!!